I can't do it. I mentioned in a recent thread that I hung out with it on the couch once... All it did was 1 - creep me out and 2 - make me laugh. I was really hoping to enjoy this hobby, but I just can't get into it. I do keep its hair very nice though. I just posted a fairly mean comment about bad hair. (Jokingly)

Left needs a comb, middle needs a wash and I don't know what's going on with right. Sorry I'm a stickler for hair... LOL!

The 'honeymoon threshold entry' method is very very easy. I mean whose wife is under 75 pounds? LOL

Nope – never tempted once! I agree with you though... My friend will definitely bang her if I give it to him! LOL!

Lol - agreed! (#1 is apparently an issue here, so maybe we should accept this one as well...)

Thinking about putting her on all fours and using her as a coffee table! That would be hilarious!

I chucked the box and all the packing material (big box- small condo)... There's no way I'm going through all that work to package and ship that thing!

Ha! I'm actually still debating whether or not to lend it to my movie producer friend.. I really don't know what else to do with it! LOL I don't remember if I mentioned this or not, but I did actually hang out with it on the couch one night... Didn't really do much for me except make me laugh a little and freak me out a little... LOL

Oh yeah - totally! Give him a call and ask him to check what he has in stock. That's what I did and he was very helpful. I basically ordered by phone custom style with no extra cost instead of just choosing a name / style from the site.

The tan ones are not dark-skinned if that's what you are worried about. I just got a tan - it just looks like a regular white person who went to the beach.

Couldn't deal with the stink anymore so I put it (sorry - not calling 'her' - not there yet lol) in the shower and washed it down well with the one part dish soap to 5 part water mixture. Then baby powdered the hell out of it. I can't believe how much baby powder I had to rub it in to get it less tacky. It was worth it though because after all that was done – it did feel a whole lot better, but still may stink? Not sure because the whole room stinks - I have the room airing out now... I guess I'll see tomorrow if the stink has diminished. I still have not told my movie producer friend about it so maybe there's a small chance I'll keep it? Oh - ps - I cleaned her vag out too even though that part won't be used. I don't have an aquarium pump, but to dry it out I stuck my air compressor nozzle up there and let the air flow out at a very low rate. I jammed my finger up there afterwards and it was bone dry. Just an idea for you guys if you happen to have an 'adjustable flow' air compressor.

Well it arrived today and I owe you guys my review (I’m gonna do it bullet point style – in no particular order) • I was shocked at how pretty the Julia head is. I thought the stock pics were just spruced up and that it would be very fake looking – Well I was WRONG! I do, however find it to be ‘inhumanly’ small though. Surprisingly nice wig too (not that I know anything about wigs). • It did not come with the USB warmer, but no problem as I did not intend to ‘use’ the doll that way. • I find the doll to be way too skinny, but I knew that going in. The waist size is again - ‘inhumanly small’. • It was very oily, but I was cool with that as well because I did not mind rubbing it down with baby powder at all 😉.. • The smell is a bit much.. • I did not find the 75 lb weight to be a problem in any way (not bragging, but like I said earlier – I'm a pretty muscular/fit guy..) • I should have chosen the medium boob option as the large ones are way out of realistic proportion (again – I saw the pics and chose them so I cannot complain. I read time and time again that they are very realistic feeling, but no – not at all – they are in comparison to real (or even implants) VERY HARD. • Couldn't care less, but many of the finger and toe nails were missing. • Definitely won’t be used as a cuddle buddy because like the boobs – it's just too hard to feel realistic (as far as feeling/groping goes) I think overall that the doll is very fairly priced. And if it really compares to the $2k to $3k dolls then it is a steal! Problem: It’s already in the closet... I don’t think this hobby will be for me. I do not regret the purchase though – it was worth the shot! My close friend is an indie film producer – I'm sure he could use her for many scenes (whether as an extra in the far background or even as a dead person.) Don’t worry – I will not let him throw her off of a building or anything of the sort LOL! I will (probably) be leaving the forum soon, but not immediately as I look forward to your responses.

Thank you for the warm welcome, guys! I'm sure I will have many questions to come, but for now I actually have advice (or at least what I think is a good idea). I'm going to admit that I am not going to be open about this – and have spent many hours trying to figure out where I will hide her. I have a 2 bedroom condo which is obviously not that large, friends that visit, my big brother, mother and yes - I actually do have women (sometimes) who visit (my bedroom). Anyway - after the hours of research on flight cases and storage lockers I have finally realized my best spot. My master bedroom has one of those large closets with double sliding doors. I ordered 2 hook latches that I'm going to install on the inside of the right door which will simulate it being broken or stuck. If for whatever reason someone tries to open it - I'm sure they will just think it is broken and try the other side which will slide open normally. Even if they stuck their head in and looked to the right they wouldn't see her because of all the hanging clothes. And for me to open the latches I would simply open the left door, squeeze in and unhook the latches. I'm pretty happy with that decision - what do you guys think? Also – how many of us are closet owners? (pun intended). LOL