Hey everyone, It’s come to my attention that while our boxes don’t have any obvious markings on them. The bust size of the doll is listed on the side of the box. This I’m sure has caused some embarrassment for our customers and for that I am sorry. Moving forward all of our orders will have absolutely so markings on them what-so-ever. Any boxes with these markings will be blacked out so it will, as it states on our site, look like a plain box. Thank you again for all your continued business. Remember, if you ever have any questions or concerns you can always call or email me. -David MLD
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Yes, it’s really unavoidable to a degree. Solid rubber sex dolls always come in the same style boxes.
Some of them already know, but are professional.
I usually have a doll held at location.
I picked a doll up years ago, had a girl that worked there insisting to help me load in my car for me.
(this girl was very beautiful mind you!) claiming that it was policy (It’s not), and while she was very professional, and didn’t ask what it was, she was being extremely approachable in the whole situation.
Frikkin turn on!! (For me anyway).
But I have had some really crap experiences as well.
Another location had me wait for at least 15 minutes for them to retrieve the box, while some punk kid driver came and stood and stared at me the whole time while wearing a face mask (this was way before Covid)! When I finally got the box, the end was ripped open with part of the doll and the pink blanket hanging out!
I almost started a fight I was so pissed off!
As a rule, delivery people don't ask questions. But um, yeah... would be cool if the word BUST wasn't on the end of the box my "resin statue of Venus de Milo" came in. Thanks David!
Yeah I got the book shelf with the uh large bust.
I’m not embarrassed about this, but my Amelia 145 (from the California location) came with a picture of her on the end of the box! LOL!🤣
This reminds me of a MEME: